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Razor (AKA Rushdowner) originally lived in the Brawl universe, taking the appearance of Captain Falcon painted purple (sometimes Lucario or Samus), with his two best friends who he can't remember the names of because the names they chose were stupid as shit. One day, he decided he wanted to leave the Brawl universe and do other things, so he traded a copy of Street Fighter x Tekken and Duke Nukem Forever (those games suck dick by the way, don't buy them) with someone he talks to on Skype- In return, he received Garry's Mod. Excited to play his awesome new game, he learns how shit works in Gmod. For a few weeks, he's taking the appearance of a Lucario wearing some gay looking TF2 hat, until he learns about "hexing", after which, he finally slips into his old attire and continues his venture into the Gmod world. But for some reason, he was still wearing gay TF2 hats because he thought they made him look pretty, not realizing they only made him look like a faggot. Bored and somewhat lost, he randomly picks out what he wants to do in the Gmod universe, and that's what he does best; be an asshole. So he starts murdering every character in the HIP NEW TV SHOW "My Little Pony", resulting in him being yelled at by basement dwelling teenagers that have probably considered intercourse with horses at least once. But once killing MLP characters got boring, he stepped onto a new target: Sonic OCs. This seemed extremely easy for him, considering how technically he himself is a recolor, and therefore can easily pass off as a shitty fan character of sorts. So he uses his anime-as-fuck fightin' skillz to beat up every sonic OC he finds. This was all going well and good, until DeviantART decided to be faggots and celebrate "Spirit Day", when wearing purple meant you supported gays and their "struggle" (AKA people in highschool pointing and going "ha ha, faggot!"). This flustered Razor greatly, so he was all like "FUCK THIS" and then painted himself orange. That very same day, he met Dr. Kleiner (who now has autism), one of the most famous and ultra badass characters in the Gmod universe. Kleiner, being the cool mother fucker he is, gave Razor a vest to wear, which fused with every organ in his body, turned him into a robot and made him an overpowered piece of shit. But then like, a few months later, some lizard guy wearing a KKK robe gave Razor more godlike powers, so now he can like, spawn demons and create zombies from thin air and shit like that. Razor, now being the most overpowered thing in Gmod continues to do what he does best- Drag shitty sonic OCs out of their fanfics, and into the Gmod universe to be tortured and/or killed, with Kleiner by his side to give him upgrades that he doesn't need. Razor has many hobbies also. His hobbies include: Dicks.
Also, he's a skilled fighter pilot, because airplanes are cool, so I think he should have one.
As of recently, he has traveled into the Playstation universe, to take part in Playstation All Stars. Sadly, the game turned out to suck, and the only good character is Raiden, every other character's a cheap piece of shit, especially Kratos (fuck Hades). He can be seen sometimes in Playstation All Stars, swearing at little kids and mic-spamming really obnoxious songs.
During his spare time, he joins Gmod servers and crashes them by spamming trains: If you're a server owner and you let this happen, you deserved it, don't cry.

To this day, Razor continues his life, with his two loyal servants, "Chip-N-Dale" and "Jimbob".

FUCK YEAH, STATS
Age: 19(?)
Gender: bender
Ethnicity: nigger
Strengths: everything
Weaknesses: removing his vest or something, i don't fucking know.
:iconthediddlez:

The backstory of Razorby TheDiddlez

Journals / Personal©2013-2014 TheDiddlez
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:iconswagmaster9000:
"Ethnicity: nigger"
his family's thanksgiving must include of fried chicken, watermelon, and kool aid AWESOME!!! :D
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SlamJamSam May 22, 2013  Student Digital Artist
"Gender: bender"



Bending them over in many ways.



Also sandpaper is used most of the time.
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:icongokuweedmasterboner:
GokuWeedMasterBoner May 20, 2013  Professional General Artist
fight me in real life
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:iconthediddlez:
TheDiddlez May 20, 2013
also get on skype
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:icongokuweedmasterboner:
GokuWeedMasterBoner May 20, 2013  Professional General Artist
1v1 me bitch fuck you SmugAmerican 1v1 me zolan fuck you bitch pussy ass bitch using that loop on me fuck you pussy
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:iconthediddlez:
TheDiddlez May 20, 2013
do u want hacks or not?
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GbiuaX May 17, 2013
Jimbob is the best

and Dicks.
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